Category Tenants

Is Your Funtime Fallow? Have Some Fun Around All Hallows'(eve)!

Whether you call it Hallowe’en, Allhalloween, All Hallows’ Eve, or All Saints’ Eve, there is always an abundance of fun, with or without the bun, in and around the SF/Yay Area before, during, and after October 31st. Click below if you dare, mon frere! Handy FunCheap compendium of spooktacular Events Aubrey Graham Heartbreak Drizzy Drake @ […]

The reviews are in…

Read what former tenants had to say about 574 3rd St.

Warriors, Come out and ParAAAAAde aka Commute Nightmare

Warriors, Come out and ParAAAAAAde

Upcoming Hours

Hours before, on, and after Memorial Day

In Observation of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Office Closed in Observation of Dr. MLK Jr. – Monday, January 15th, 2018

Deck the Doors in the Halls with…

Deck the Doors in the Halls with…

Pedestrian at Worst: “The top neighborhood for accidents is SoMa”

The top neighborhood for accidents is SoMa

PSA: Where to Purchase N95 Respirator Masks

h/t Hoodline. Stay safe, stay indoors, stay alive.

Horrible Landlords, Case File # 01

h/t SF Gate. Cover image courtesy of http://landlordwatch.blogspot.com/ You don’t ever want to have the words “squalid” and “firetrap” anywhere near each other, especially when those words are used to describe the conditions of your business and rental property. Words cannot describe how much I utterly despise owners/landlords/Property MGMT types like this. They do a […]

No Sleep Till Brooklyn / Long Island Wildin’ – aka Manager’s Vacation

ETA: I’m Back, Baby! / Normal Consciousness Has Been Resumed! Beastie Boys De La Soul (mild NSFW) Dearest Tenant(s), Tenant’s-to-be, Guests, Randos; Greetings and salutations one and all, this is Maximilian Hoffman, the Property Manager of 574 3rd St. – Central Apartments here with a heads up message regarding my vacation, our office hours while […]