Category Tenants

Pedestrian at Worst: “The top neighborhood for accidents is SoMa”

The top neighborhood for accidents is SoMa

PSA: Where to Purchase N95 Respirator Masks

h/t Hoodline. Stay safe, stay indoors, stay alive.

Horrible Landlords, Case File # 01

h/t SF Gate. Cover image courtesy of http://landlordwatch.blogspot.com/ You don’t ever want to have the words “squalid” and “firetrap” anywhere near each other, especially when those words are used to describe the conditions of your business and rental property. Words cannot describe how much I utterly despise owners/landlords/Property MGMT types like this. They do a […]

No Sleep Till Brooklyn / Long Island Wildin’ – aka Manager’s Vacation

ETA: I’m Back, Baby! / Normal Consciousness Has Been Resumed! Beastie Boys De La Soul (mild NSFW) Dearest Tenant(s), Tenant’s-to-be, Guests, Randos; Greetings and salutations one and all, this is Maximilian Hoffman, the Property Manager of 574 3rd St. – Central Apartments here with a heads up message regarding my vacation, our office hours while […]

Office/Viewing Hours around Independence Day

Upcoming hours and availability around July 4th, 2017

Not-so-random ephemera for tenants

Tenant ephemera

Bicyclist? Do you bike thru SoMa? This is a MUST read!

SoMa Bicycle Planning