h/t Hoodline. Stay safe, stay indoors, stay alive.

Cover Photo courtesy Ian Sane @ The Photo Argus Any discussion of activities this weekend would be pointless without the leather enthusiasts at the Folsom Street Fair, which as a resident of San Francisco you are obligated to attend at least once in your time living in the City. Also on Sunday, if you haven’t […]

h/t SF Gate. Cover image courtesy of http://landlordwatch.blogspot.com/ You don’t ever want to have the words “squalid” and “firetrap” anywhere near each other, especially when those words are used to describe the conditions of your business and rental property. Words cannot describe how much I utterly despise owners/landlords/Property MGMT types like this. They do a […]

ETA: RENTED! As for 10/02/2017, this apartment has been rented. *****Viewing Hours: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday: 9:30 am – 5:30 pm / Wednesday: 10 am – 2 pm / Saturday OPEN HOUSE! 11:30 am – 2:30 pm***** Originally constructed as a hotel back in 1907, 574 3rd St. – Central Apartments is not only looking […]

h/t Here and Sphere The Central Apartments office, leasing, and maintenance departments will all be closed on Monday, September 4th, in observation of Labor Day. As ever, should there be an emergency, please call our on-site employee Milt Phelps at (415) 999-1895.

ETA: I’m Back, Baby! / Normal Consciousness Has Been Resumed! Beastie Boys De La Soul (mild NSFW) Dearest Tenant(s), Tenant’s-to-be, Guests, Randos; Greetings and salutations one and all, this is Maximilian Hoffman, the Property Manager of 574 3rd St. – Central Apartments here with a heads up message regarding my vacation, our office hours while […]

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