Category Archives: Holiday

Why call it “Labor Day” when most of us don’t work?

Anyhoo, beginning at roughly 3 pm on Saturday, August 31st, 574 3rd St: Central Apartments office, leasing, and maintenance department will all be closed and shut-down until normal consciousness gets resumed up in this mug on Tuesday, September 3rd. As ever, in case of an EMERGENCY, please try contacting our part-time maintenance tech/on-site employee MiltonContinue reading “Why call it “Labor Day” when most of us don’t work?”

So Much to Do, So Little Time

January 18th, 2019 – January 21st, 2019: To Do, To See, Fancy-Free Fun, Fancy Fun, Educational Events Art Fair’s aren’t foul. In fact, “the third week of January also had visitors scrambling for accommodations, city officials say. The reason: a pair of increasingly prominent art fairs.” Yeah, it sounds super-snooty, “The San Francisco social seasonContinue reading “So Much to Do, So Little Time”

Fats Cats Haven’t Taken Labor Day From Us (yet)

h/t Here and Sphere The Central Apartments office, leasing, and maintenance departments will all be closed on Monday, September 4th, in observation of Labor Day. As ever, should there be an emergency, please call our on-site employee Milt Phelps at (415) 999-1895.

No Sleep Till Brooklyn / Long Island Wildin’ – aka Manager’s Vacation

ETA: I’m Back, Baby! / Normal Consciousness Has Been Resumed! Beastie Boys De La Soul (mild NSFW) Dearest Tenant(s), Tenant’s-to-be, Guests, Randos; Greetings and salutations one and all, this is Maximilian Hoffman, the Property Manager of 574 3rd St. – Central Apartments here with a heads up message regarding my vacation, our office hours whileContinue reading “No Sleep Till Brooklyn / Long Island Wildin’ – aka Manager’s Vacation”