Category F.A.Q.

In Observation of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Office Closed in Observation of Dr. MLK Jr. – Monday, January 15th, 2018

574 3rd St. – Central Apartments: Holiday Hours / Maintenance & Office Closures

Holiday maintenance and office closures.

ETA: RENTED! Stud(io) 4 Rent! Get your Hot Stud(io)!

Upcoming rent controlled studio in sweet SoMa Spot!

Horrible Landlords, Case File # 02 (or # 03, but I can’t seem to find that post)

Horrible Landlords, Case File 02

ETA! RENTED! Rent Ready One-Bedroom in Sweet SoMa/South Beach Spot!

Rent-Ready 1BDR in Sweet SoMa Spot!

ETA: NO MORE VACANCIES – Ya Dun missed out!

Fall Move-In Specials!

No Sleep Till Brooklyn / Long Island Wildin’ – aka Manager’s Vacation

ETA: I’m Back, Baby! / Normal Consciousness Has Been Resumed! Beastie Boys De La Soul (mild NSFW) Dearest Tenant(s), Tenant’s-to-be, Guests, Randos; Greetings and salutations one and all, this is Maximilian Hoffman, the Property Manager of 574 3rd St. – Central Apartments here with a heads up message regarding my vacation, our office hours while […]