Anyhoo, beginning at roughly 3 pm on Saturday, August 31st, 574 3rd St: Central Apartments office, leasing, and maintenance department will all be closed and shut-down until normal consciousness gets resumed up in this mug on Tuesday, September 3rd.
As ever, in case of an EMERGENCY, please try contacting our part-time maintenance tech/on-site employee Milton Phelps at (415) 999-1895. Should Milt be unavailable and we’re talking a really-real emergency like FIRE, FLOOD (burst pipe), or BLOOD (creative articulation, baby) please try Milt first, then our “Emergency Response Number” (415) 203-3860, and should that also fail, 9-1-1.
I hope ALL of you have some well-deserved fun-times or even more deserved rest time. No matter what your employer thinks, trust me, you’ve earned them.