No Sleep Till Brooklyn / Long Island Wildin’ – aka Manager’s Vacation

ETA: I’m Back, Baby! / Normal Consciousness Has Been Resumed!

Beastie Boys

De La Soul (mild NSFW)

Dearest Tenant(s), Tenant’s-to-be, Guests, Randos;

Greetings and salutations one and all, this is Maximilian Hoffman, the Property Manager of 574 3rd St. – Central Apartments here with a heads up message regarding my vacation, our office hours while I am away, contact information while I am gone, and a fun fact.

Vacation Dates!

Friday, August 11th – Sunday, August 20th, 2017. Back to the back to the beat (y’all) on Monday, August 21st, 2017.

Office Hours!

Monday – Friday, 10:00 am – 2:00 pm

(3-2-1) Contact Information!

Central Apartments Office:
Ken Karp – Ph: (415) 981-2605 / Email: / Fax: (415) 618-0009

After/Before Office Hours Emergency Contact!

On-Site Employee Milt Phelps: (415) 999-1895


(Property Management Wizard) Venus Marie DeGuzman: Ph: (415) 661-3860 ext 124 / Email:

Fun Fact!

Long Island is a terminal moraine. Learned that via the following exchange from SIMPLE MEN, directed by Long Island native Hal Hartley.

“Dennis McCabe: I’ve never been to Long Island.
Bill McCabe: Yes you have.
Dennis McCabe: I have?
Bill McCabe: Yeah. You’ve been to Queens. Queens is Long Island.
Dennis McCabe: Queens is a part of New York City. I don’t think it’s really considered part of Long Island.
Bill McCabe: It’s part of New York City, but it’s on Long Island.
Dennis McCabe: Queens is a borough.
Bill McCabe: A borough, on Long Island.
Dennis McCabe: A borough of New York City.
Bill McCabe: Right.
Dennis McCabe: Long Island’s a terminal moraine.
Bill McCabe: A what?
Dennis McCabe: A terminal moraine. It’s the earth that’s deposited by a receding glacier.
Bill McCabe: Well, {expletive deleted}, what are we waiting for, huh? Come on.”

See you when I return!


Published by 574 3rd St. - Central Apartments

Originally "The Central Hotel", built by Edward Rolkin in 1907, 574 3rd St: Central Apartments used to consist of 440 small rooms and several storefronts across the first floor, including a large saloon and dining room. Currently family-owned and managed, over the past 44-years Central Apartments has been converted to the thriving multi-family apartment community it is today. Couple constant upgrades and renovations with astute attention to detail and CNT is now a bona fide fixture of the SoMa/South Beach area, a multi-family apartment community that features a total of 102 apartments. From our smallest studios to our two studios with storage lofts to our two junior one-bedrooms to our one-bedrooms to our one two-bedroom, all our apartments are wired for high-speed internet and boast updated plumbing lines and electrical fixtures. Combine that with our usual apartment amenities - granite countertops, hardwood floors (entry, living room, bedroom), granite tile floors (kitchen and bathroom), gas stoves, range hoods, sturdy cabinetry, along with the fact that we include all utilities (excluding internet and cable service) with the monthly rental charge? Located three blocks from Giants Stadium, Chase Center right up the way and practically across the street from the lush oasis of South Park, we boast a perfect 100 Transit Score.

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