Monthly Archives: August 2017

No Sleep Till Brooklyn / Long Island Wildin’ – aka Manager’s Vacation

ETA: I’m Back, Baby! / Normal Consciousness Has Been Resumed! Beastie Boys De La Soul (mild NSFW) Dearest Tenant(s), Tenant’s-to-be, Guests, Randos; Greetings and salutations one and all, this is Maximilian Hoffman, the Property Manager of 574 3rd St. – Central Apartments here with a heads up message regarding my vacation, our office hours while […]

The Best Things in Life (August edition) may be Free

Best Things in Life are Free

ETA: RENTED! No more vacancies! Woot!

Rent Ready Stud(io) in Sweet SoMa/South Beach Spot!