One vacant and rent ready studio and one currently occupied but opening up at the end of October studio available to rent in a classic*, well constructed**, affordable***, well managed**** multi-family community!
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Rent Ready Studio Apartment: # 310: $2,195.00/month; Security Deposit: $1,250.00 – $1,500.00: 6 month lease minimum: Approximately 29o sq. ft.
Apartment # 310 is a top floor(!) carpeted studio apartment that boasts a large bathroom featuring marble floors, a closet with sliding mirrored doors and a full bathtub/shower. The open floor space in the living space/kitchen allows room for a table in the kitchen, which will come in handy with the gas stove. Oh, and did I mention top floor? Because # 310 is totally on the top floor!
Upcoming Studio Apartment: # 332: $2,495.00/month; Security Deposit: $1,250.00 – $1,500.00: 6 month lease minimum: Approximately 358 sq. ft.
Currently occupied with an estimated rent ready date around the first week of November, apartment # 332 is, say it with me, a TOP FLOOR, relatively recently completely remodeled (circa June 2015) gem of an apartment. Rocking beautiful hardwood floors in the living space, hallway, and closet, with just a pretty matching granite tile flooring in the kitchen and bathroom, you may want to institute a “no shoes” policy because you wouldn’t want people to muck up your pad. The flooring is just the tip (“phrasing, boom!”) of the apartment iceberg, as # 332 comes with a sweet cherry medicine chest and matching cabinetry in the bathroom, a matching granite kitchen counter and breakfast bar. Enjoy cooking properly with the gas stove, maintain the temperature you desire with a built in heater, and on top of all of that, a walk-in closet! Please bear in mind that should you wish to view this studio, I will need to provide the current tenants with twenty-four hours advanced notice.
1. ALL utilities, excluding internet, are included in the monthly rental charge. That’s right, PG&E, sewage, trash, and water are ALL included!
2. Street parking only, lots of neighborhood parking lots.
3. Laundry facilities on site.
4. NO PETS! Sorry.
5. Six month minimum rental agreement.
6. Bike Score 93! Walk Score 94!! Transit Score 100!!!
7. All apartments are wired for Webpass, AT&T, Comcast, and Direct TV.
8. These apartments are designated as non-smoking.
Still interested? Call or email Maximilian Michael Andres Hoffman***** at 415-981-2605 / firstname.lastname@example.org for an application packet, to arrange a viewing, if you have further questions.
*Well, for California. And for San Francisco post-1906, at any rate.
**I mean, that’s a decent amount of earthquakes since 1907, and here we are, still standing!
***For San Francisco. I mean, it’s crazy, but for SF, for SoMa? Crazy affordable.
****If I do say so myself. And I do. I just said it.
*****Or Max, if you prefer the whole brevity thing.