New & Improved Central Apartments: Now featuring Webpass!

Tired of evil ISP conglomerates? Unimpressed with the scant speed offered by said conglomerates? Sick of dealing with the inefficient bureaucracy, the customer service runaround, and general ickiness of fat cat corporate hedonism run amok?

Here at Central Apartments, we now offer an alternative to the AT&T/Comcast stranglehold on our internet connections in the form of Webpass and their motto of “simple urban internet.” Download & upload speeds between 100-200mbs, with an easy customer service interface, and, shock of shocks, NO CONTRACT required! What do you need, a roadmap? Click on this link or call 1-800-WEBPASS and discover for yourself just how liberating it is to deal with a competent ISP.

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